Def Jef didn’t really break the bank coming up with his stage name did he? What rhymes with Jef? I dunno, def? Cool. Done. Let’s go buy some army hats or whatever.
And then there’s this excerpt from Def’s Wiki page (yeah yeah I’m actually doing a little research on the front end, shut up):
Since the 1990s, he has produced, written, arranged and remixed artists including Nas, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Mary J. Blige, Kimberley Locke, Maxwell, Avant, Tupac Shakur, and Shaquille O’Neal.
Which may be the ONLY time you’re going to see Nas, Tupac, Snoop, Mary J. Blige and SHAQ in the same list unless we’re talking about some kind of completely awesome hip-hop/NBA pick-up basketball game which to be fair probably IS what’s finally going to bring Tupac out of hiding where he’s been laying low since faking his own death obviously.
And for the record:
- Shaq - Center
- Snoop - Forward
- Mary J. Blige - Power forward
- Tupac - Shooting guard
- Nas - Point guard
Give it Here: A truly spectacular song about Def Jef’s sexual prowess and thoughts about relationships in which he laments that the fact that women only want one thing from him:
They always say, “Buy me that”, and I say, “Buy you what?
You better keep your mouth shut and do the butt strut”
Cause I’m not spendin’ a dime until you spend some time
Givin’ me what I want, cause I’m in my prime
Because he’s a old fashioned gentleman who believes in true love. And the “butt strut.”
I recently bought a box of these at a flea market for like 20 bucks. I can’t bring myself to open a single pack, but this guy knows what’s up.
Reblogged from A Guy With Some Marvel Cards.
December 02, 2013, 10:06pm